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Because I’ve played guitar and punished guitars, many babe, through the years, roughly age 4 to current 56, I vote we not call Pawn Shops servants.

Ya speakin’ my language? No blood to suck anymore El Wimpo (No offense to the owners 59 years of “service.”) Example … Vignette: Purchased a telecaster in Santa Ana, made records, played countless frat houses yadda yadda in my early 20’s. Pawned it for $23 in Fullerton needing money when I went back to college. Hey Wimpeys, sail away bro, thanks for ripping off needy guitarists to serve yourself. Now, I am calling out anyone to do a feature (I’ll let you) that reads “Adelanto Teacher K12/VVC Professor, closes after 32 years of servihg YOUR DAMN kids. But hey this is the rag of one hack and interns, the “High Desert Daily Depressed” as MANY fondly call it. Google me for most curreny contact info and my service rate for the interview. Enjoy your beach retirement Wimpeys. No thank you for “shit, nada.” But kudos on putting the desperate out of your mind for 40 years*, on the beach. We wont cry.

Damien Riley, humorist, taught upper grade k12 for 25 years in Southern California and was an adjunct English professor at Victor Valley College for over 5 years. He now focuses on his performances and World recognition as a flamenco guitarist, among other creative and innovative pursiits. He is currently on break from his current tour, “The West-Coastal” one. THIS is his blog, please like, subscribe, follow, and rape me at  DAmeHQ Muchissimas Gracias bebes. He’ll be playing at an Open Mic in Apple Valley at Frogees Bar on HWY 18 in August. He livestreams a weekly show on Youtube. TTFN.

This is my beach.