Damien Riley, from his book “Bipolar Professional”

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“When the corkscrew ride opened at Knott’s Berry farm in the early seventies they had three attendants that had year-long licensing that had to approve it before they pulled the stirrups down life is like that and once they pull the stirrups down you can scream but you just can’t get out.”

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Are you supposed to write in the driver’s notes every time you order a biscuit meal from KFC? Don’t they know everybody wants honey and butter sauce?